Showing posts with label wyoming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wyoming. Show all posts

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Wrap: The Great Petcast Road Trip

Well, that was fun!

Bye, Emily!

There we are yesterday morning as we parted after five wonderful days of driving, talking, doting on Archie, eating surprisingly healthy and suffering surprisingly little bickering. We delivered Emily safely after 2,100ish miles to Ann Arbor for her prestigious journalism fellowship and, in all that time the only real argument we got into was over using her Garmin GPS system or my iPhone directions app. (For the record, both gizmos had flaws. Garmin likes to send people the wrong way on one-way streets and takes up a lot of space, not to mention the lighter jack; the iPhone relies on sometimes unreliable cell signals and the map is hard to look at when you're, say, on the phone ordering delicious Valentino's pizza per the suggestion of Lincoln native Cara Roberts, aka Norm Clarke's Leggy Blonde.)

There's a load of great photos in this Flickr Set I created, complete with snark and commentary where appropriate. And Emily and I recorded a special 18-minute Petcast episode en route to dropping me at the airport yesterday, so be sure to download and listen to that by either clicking here to make it play or right-clicking here to download it.

Those who followed my Twitter stream knew we stopped in on the icky Herman L. Frank's Dog Park in Salt Lake City...

Archie at SLC dog park, #2

...improbably caught up on the road with Emily's moving van...

Emily's stuff, #2

...raised my total to 33 state capitals visited in Cheyenne, Lincoln and the sensational Des Moines...

Steve @ the Wyoming Capitol
Steve @ The Nebraska Capitol #2
Steve @ The Iowa Capitol #2

...discovered Nebraska State Sen. Dennis Utter and the fact that his dog's name is Putter...

Sen. Utter's Office

...got 45 of 50 states and five Canadian provinces in the license plate game...

45 out of 50!

...had 50-cent ice cream cones at the Little America rest stop in Wyoming, peach shakes at Bauder's Pharmacy in Des Moines (thanks, RoadFood.Com) and Thai -- pumpkin curry! -- in Davenport (thanks, Urbanspoon app)...

Bauder's Pharmacy
Pumpkin Curry at Exotic Thai


...saw my 85-year-old friend Walt's childhood home in Beatrice...

Steve @ Walt's House in Beatrice

...found future gigs for Holly Madison all over Nebraska...

Holly Realty, Kimball, Neb.
Holly Theatre, #1

...puzzled over the skanky mannequin with the gun and the edible G-strings in the closed shop window in Beatrice...

A Little Slice of Hannah's Treasure #2

...and ultimately delivered Emily to her new (temporary, right?) home.

Approaching Chez Emily, #1

Debate still rages over what this thing -- a heater? an air handler? a leftover of a pre-shower era? --
is in Emily's shower.

Emily's odd shower thing

Also, what's wrong with this George Washington portrait in the century-old schoolhouse by Homestead National Monument in Iowa?

Homestead, George Washington

Why are there spikes around the door to the Nebraska Capitol?

Wyoming Capitol, security?

How often do people use flashcubes in Iowa anymore?

Iowa Capitol, warning

Why there was a dictionary on a music stand in the lobby of the Iowa Capitol?

Iowa Capitol, dictionary

There were some interesting innovations, such as the Casper, Wyo., paper's special weather section...

Cheyenne, weather report

...and Cheyenne's Plains Hotel's means of avoiding stained white towels...

Plains Hotel, innovation

... and the advent of audio tours via your cell phone...

Homestead, audio tour

...although that can be improved inasmuch as you can't pause, forward or rewind it and when lots of people are listening on their phone speakers at once, it could be rather irksome, no?

We did learn one thing about Nevada. At the Homestead Monument, they had these sculptures that showed the proportion of the state the feds gave away in the Homestead act. Here's Oregon (I think) and Montana...

Homestead, proportions #2

...there's Florida...

Homestead proportions #4

...and here is Nevada:

Homestead, Screw Nevada

Maybe the Homestead Act could also be known as the Pre-Yucca Screw Nevada Act?

Well, anyhow, we did it. Check out the Flickr page and the podcast. And I leave you with this:

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Aww!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

The Only ? That Matters, Re: Paris Hilton is...

...in what universe is this Monorail Station sign in any way useful, helpful or appropriate?


There's the vacuous socialite being arrested on cocaine possession charges, per this photo that TMZ.Com paid God-knows-what for. You whose life I don't give a damn about? Do you have any clue how thrilled I am to have left Vegas in time for this idiotic story? Or how proud I am that the Casper Star-Tribune, which Emily bought me here in Cheyenne as we proceed to Day Two of the Great Petcast Road Trip, had no trace of Paris' arrest anywhere in the Sunday paper?

What I do care about: How the Las Vegas Monofail gets away with a sign like this, implying there's a station somewhere in the vicinity. Hilton was arrested on the east side of the Strip across from Fashion Show, so outside Wynn. The nearest monorail station south of there is at Harrah's/Imperial Palace. How far a walk is that? I'm betting nearly two miles by the time you get to the backass of those properties.

Check out Google's view of this "public transit" option:


Are they kidding?

Also, are the COLOR Salon publicists from Wicked Creative kidding when they proudly tout in a press release Saturday this thrilling bit of news?

Aug. 27: Paris Hilton was pampered at one of Las Vegas' most luxurious salons, COLOR: A Salon by Michael Boychuck at Caesars Palace on Friday evening. Hilton, a longtime client and friend of Boychuck's, had her signature platinum blonde tresses perfected by Boychuck and his team.

That was accompanied by glamorpuss photos. It's very instructive to know where to go to make sure that county jail mugshot looks just right!

Anyhow, the road trip has been fabulous. We put in 850 miles yesterday, and I've posted loads of pictures and comments via Twitter. This was mile 530:


Pretty!

Off to see the Cheyenne Capitol, then we drive to Lincoln. Have a great Sunday!