* Jerry thinks Vegas is going to hell.
* Jerry asserts that Princess Diana might have been a guest on his Labor Day Telethon the weekend she died had she not, uh, died.
* Jerry has another book coming out in December tentatively titled, "All The Things I Didn't Get To Say In The Other Book." No telling the publisher. He says he's writing it himself.
* Jerry hearts Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and Robin "The Big Mammu" Williams