Friday, August 22, 2008

The best newspaper sentence I've read lately

I'm being a tourist host and don't have that much time, but I just read this and was so amused I thought I'd share.

Benjamin Spillman of the R-J wrote a piece about Binion's resurrecting the old $1 million-in-a-case attraction at its casino. And here's how he starts:

Binion's newest owner is bringing back a renowned tradition at the downtown Las Vegas casino, and it isn't swift and thorough beatings for people dumb enough to get caught cheating at cards.

Funny, right?


Mo said...


Troy from Las Vegas said...

Good to know I can still try to cheat at Binion's.