Friday, August 22, 2008

The best newspaper sentence I've read lately

I'm being a tourist host and don't have that much time, but I just read this and was so amused I thought I'd share.

Benjamin Spillman of the R-J wrote a piece about Binion's resurrecting the old $1 million-in-a-case attraction at its casino. And here's how he starts:

Binion's newest owner is bringing back a renowned tradition at the downtown Las Vegas casino, and it isn't swift and thorough beatings for people dumb enough to get caught cheating at cards.

Funny, right?

2 comments:

Mo said...

Hillarious!

Troy from Las Vegas said...

Good to know I can still try to cheat at Binion's.